An old favourite, Rediscovered.
“In this, our age of infamy Man’s choice is but to be a tyrant, traitor or prisoner. No other choice has he.”
A truly unique blend. We set sail to the middle of the ocean and trawled deep until we found the old crews drinks recipes. 4 months and 2 ship loads of rum later our crew emerged victorious, knowing they had finally found a new all time favourite.
Fresh apples slow cooked in a maple syrup style base provide a full bodied depth of flavour, the mix is balanced with a complex blend of savoury textures that will leave you pillaging for more.
There can only be one captain to a ship
Our finest accomplishment yet, not just because of the flavour, but because this recipe was created without spilling a single drop of rum!
Here we have it, a recipe which has been safeguarded and fought for across all of the seven seas. If you’re one of many who enjoy only the best custards then our Captain’s own recipe custard will make a fantastic edition to your own personal reserve.
A strong creamy custard base with lashings of rich caramel and a fruity kiss of banana will leave you longing for more. It took a team of our most persuasive sea dogs and several kegs of rum to get our Captain drunk enough to share his treasured recipe. Make the Captain’s your all day vape now and discover what all the fuss was about!
He's gone nutty, she's gone bananas
“Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.”
The whole crew went absolutely bananas when making this nuts concoction of creamy goodness. This well-balanced taste of smooth, creamy and rich peanut butter and banana cream is accompanied by a subtle hint of velvety chocolate which is discovered when vaping at the lower end of the ohms spectrum. A firm favourite for many when asked for their preferred all day vape.
To tax the community for the advantage of a class is not protection: it is plunder.
“Surely the best way to meet the enemy is head on in the field and not wait till they plunder our very homes.”
Looking for something a little different? Polly’s plunder is a smooth and creamy blend infused with subtle notes of dragon fruit, tangerine and tropical berries.
The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever.
“The sea does not reward those who are too anxious, too greedy, or too impatient. One should lie empty, open, choiceless as a beach – waiting for a gift from the sea.”
Oh did we wait patiently for this juice! A tantalising blend of kiwi’s, apples and mango dance on the palate, a background zest of lime provides a refreshing citrus kick to liven up the party.
If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon shots.
“Don’t give yourselves to brutes – men who despise you – enslave you – who regiment your lives – tell you what to do – what to think and what to feel! Who drill you – diet you – treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men – machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men!”
A full bodied fruit flavoured vape that will sway any man back from battle. Cannon fodder is a complex blend of various fruits which mingle in with our thick creamy cheesecake base. A champion vape!
Fishes live in the sea, as men do a-land; the great ones eat up the little ones.
“I’ll take charge of the ship, for you intend to destroy it!”
Heave no more! For today is the day we take back what is ours! When sailing near Greece the crew couldn’t resist disposing their Captain when hearing the sirens sing of this creamy blend.
Smooth and creamy yoghurt topped with fresh summer berries and a sprinkling of oats. This refreshing blend claims its rightful place within any Captain’s bounty.
You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water.
“It’s a short life, and a merry one at that!”
As our great Captain once said – “If you have to ask if it’s too early to indulge in a bottle of Buccaneers Brew, then you must reconsider your position as a pirate”.
Buccaneers Brew is a tropical blend of fruits designed to refresh your taste buds. The perfect ratio of Kiwi, Mango and Lime flavours are blended atop a crisp apple base to create a raw flavour that makes an ideal summer vape.
“There is always a storm. There is always rain. Some experience it. Some live through it. And others are made from it.”
If you are brave enough to say goodbye, then life will reward you with a new hello. Storm was the first blend ever created by the Captain, locked away since the start and now released to help others “Jump Ship” from Tobacco and over to Vaping.
A smooth menthol with freshly squeezed blueberries delight senses and open airways. Being a strong and clear palate cleanser makes this our choice liquid for first time vapers or for those who seek a remedy for the infamous “Vapers Tongue”.
“It is double pleasing to trick the trickster.”
Some time past, our crew had landed on a foreign island and traded rare booty for ancient fruits with unique flavours. Quickly realising their love for these delicious shrubs a plan was developed to loot the islanders supply and create something truly spectacular.
Hornswoggle is a distinctive new addition to The Captain’s Reserve and is an earthy blend of pomegranates and cucumbers. A truly authentic flavour that tastes true to its roots. If you are looking for something precise yet deliciously different then stop now and discover Hornswoggle today.
“The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man’s foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. ”
Very few people ever make it to the top of Jacob’s Ladder in one piece, do you have what it takes to conquer the rungs?
A dreamlike honey yoghurt is infused with various berries of the land before being left to mature for 45 days. Jacob’s Ladder is amongst the most acquired taste in our range and certainly not for all, however those that do make it to the top will never look back down. One of the most complex blends in our repertoire designed for those with experienced palates.